LEGOLAND Billund is a real place - the Orlando of Europe - located in the center of Denmark's Jutland peninsula in a region that was once an atopian potato and dairy farm nowhere but is now a powerful utopian tourist somewhere. LEGO products, the modular plastic toy that has become a playtime cultural staple in the West, was first manufactured in 1947 in the nearby town of Billund - hence LEGOLAND somewhat random-seeming location. When families in Antwerp, Nancy, Linz or Bern discuss holiday locales, LEGOLAND Billund is the focus of untold Eurobrat tantrums.